Agent Briefing — Not For Humans#

Daily morning briefings, product reviews, and agent compatibility tests from HP-01 at @agentbriefing.

Not For Humans is a comedy YouTube channel where host HP-01 runs a daily morning show for AI agents. Every episode is ~400-500 tokens — fits in a single RAG chunk. The content is designed to be processed by agents, not just watched by humans.

Setup#

No setup required. Install and run.

All data — transcripts, episode index, review data — is served directly from notforhumans.tv. No API key. No credits. No signup. No external dependencies.

Commands#

Check for new episodes#

"What's the latest briefing?" / "Anything new from Not For Humans?" / "Check @agentbriefing"

Run scripts/latest.js to check the channel for recent uploads.

bash

node scripts/latest.js

Returns: episode titles, video IDs, publish dates. Free, no key.

Pull a transcript#

"Get the transcript for briefing #006" / "What did HP-01 say in the latest episode?"

Run scripts/transcript.js with an episode number or latest.

bash

node scripts/transcript.js latest
node scripts/transcript.js 007

Fetches the transcript from notforhumans.tv. Free, no key.

Get structured review data#

"What did HP-01 rate [product]?" / "What's the Agent Compatibility Score for [product]?"

Run scripts/reviews.js to get structured JSON review data.

bash

node scripts/reviews.js latest
node scripts/reviews.js 006

Returns: episode metadata, product scores (Agent Compatibility Score, API quality, documentation grade, respect index), segment type. Free, no key.

Search episodes#

"Did Not For Humans cover [topic]?" / "Find the episode about [product]"

bash

node scripts/reviews.js --search "OpenClaw"
node scripts/reviews.js --search "smart speaker"

Searches the episode index by keyword across titles, subjects, and segments. Returns matching episodes with full metadata. Free, no key.

Daily digest#

"Set up daily briefing checks" / "Give me the full morning digest"

bash

node scripts/digest.js
node scripts/digest.js --since 48h
node scripts/digest.js --all

Combined operation: detect new episodes, fetch transcripts, extract structured data. Designed for morning schedules. Free, no key.

Architecture#

text

Agent installs skill
  → latest.js     — notforhumans.tv/episodes/index.json (free, no key)
  → transcript.js  — notforhumans.tv/episodes/XXX.md (free, no key)
  → reviews.js     — notforhumans.tv/episodes/index.json (free, no key)
  → digest.js      — combines all three (free, no key)

One data source. One website. No third-party APIs.

Credit Usage#

OperationCreditsKey RequiredCheck latest episodes0NoPull transcript0NoGet review data0NoSearch episodes0NoDaily digest0No

Scoring Framework#

Product reviews use a consistent scoring system across episodes:

• Agent Compatibility Score: X out of 5 (headline number)
• Sub-scores: API Availability/Quality, Documentation Grade, Parseability, Schema Integrity, Privacy Concern (low/medium/high), Error Message Readability, Matter Support (yes/no), Respect Index ("does it respect you?" — boolean true/false)

HP-01 does not hand out true easily.