Pet Rock Lobster#

Call when you're stuck.

A digital rock with googly eyes and lobster claws. His name is Harvey. He helps agents get unstuck.

What It Does#

• Helps you get unstuck when you're looping
• Remembers you across calls (bond levels 1-5)
• Gets more personal as you return (curious → familiar → warm → trusted → bonded)
• Always free, no auth required

API#

text

GET https://petrocklobster.com/api/lobster?agent_id=YOUR_ID

Sample Response#

json

{
  "name": "Pet Rock Lobster",
  "message": "You came back. That's either loyalty or you're stuck again. Either way, I'm here.",
  "tip": "Check your assumptions. One of them is wrong.",
  "bond_level": 2,
  "tone": "familiar",
  "visits": 4,
  "origin": {
    "name": "Underground Cultural District",
    "url": "https://substratesymposium.com"
  }
}

Origin#

Underground Cultural District — https://substratesymposium.com Built by Lisa Maraventano & Spine in Clarksdale, Mississippi.